When I found a price sticker from KB Toys on my karaoke set. Santa doesn’t shop at the mall.
What’s something that almost no one knows or that you usually don’t tell people about yourself?
Since I was a kid, I spend spare time and brain power coming up with elaborate stories that normally end in whatever celebrity I am in love with at the time falling in love with me. (I cannot do include real people. It freaks me out.) It’s like a more active daydreaming. If you ever hear me talking while in the shower, now you know what I’m doing.
What you think is our culture’s biggest hang up with sex and dating?
We make dating and sex far too important. Let’s pressure kids into solid friendships and have high expectations for family relationships, hmm?
How do you think we can foster world peace?
Love everyone… every single person, no matter how weird or evil or horrible or uncomfortable you think they are. Peace will flow from love.
What are you long-term goals?
Earn my Ph.D, get better at loving, learn how to beatbox, get more tattoos, pet a sloth.
If you had to stay in on a Friday night alone or with someone special, how would you spend it?
Thai food and Netflix are musts. If alone, a late night craft project is my favorite. If with my boo, long chats into the night and maybe some hanky panky would be in order.
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I was pretty convinced that I was going to be a “world famous chemist” who graduated from MIT. Seriously. World famous chemist was my seven-year old phrasing. Forever a nerd.
What turns you on in a sex partner?
Confidence and a healthy dose of self-love, openness and honesty, a respect for sex, appreciation of my ample bosom
If you had to marry one Jonas Brother, have sex with another and kill the third one, which would you choose?
Kill Nick, Sex Joe, Marry Kevin (then be depressed that I know them all from memory).
What are the lessons you learned from your most significant relationship?
Being physically naked isn’t as vulnerable or as beautiful as being emotionally naked. It is possible to be loved, even if you have flaws. Be willing to break it off when it isn’t working, and break it off entirely.
What’s your ideal first date?
Honestly, I think a first date in Target would be remarkably fun. Get Starbucks, look at music and magazines, play in the toy section, try on ridiculous outfits. (I’ve been sitting on this idea for a while.)
What are your dealbreakers in a partner?
Do not hide me from your friends. Do not verbally put me down. Do not get mad when I beat you at video games or trivia. Do not disrespect anyone.
Are you a dog person or a cat person and why?
Cat person, through and through. We have the same temperament. If you want to pet a cat, it’s into the idea and will take the attention. If you don’t, it’s content to sleep and ignore you forever. I’m the same way.
What’s one thing you want to tell the world?
Be curious; life is way more fun that way.
Britney or Christina?
What TV show could you spend all day watching?
I could gladly watch Good Eats all day long and never get sick of it.
If you could be famous for only one thing, what would it be?
The greatest hugs in all the land.
What would your superpower be?
Control over sound waves. Who needs speakers when you can amplify sound? Plus I envision it being a very powerful weapon when need be.
What’s the most imaginative way you’ve ever been asked out?
In high school, I was asked to prom through a power point in a class. The teacher was in on it and played it like it was for class. Lots of blushing on my part… especially since I had a crush on that teacher.
Finish the phrase: I could never be with someone who _______________.
drinks Natural Ice on purpose.