The Cats Have Very Little To Do With Why I Hate Them
by: Sarah Hollenbeck “So, what do you say?” Aimee asked one January afternoon. We were sitting at my dining room table, eating chili. My friend Aimee was in dire financial […]
Category Archives: Humor/Satire
40 Ways You Know You’re a Musical Theatre Nerd
by: Emma Rose 1. You spell theatre with an -re at the end because that’s the “real way.” 2. You knew Hugh Jackman before he was Wolverine and still think […]
Spreading The Fever: Reasons We Should Embrace the Bieb
by: Bobby Crowley I consider myself a strong and independent woman. I don’t follow trends just because they are popular. What is popularity anyway? It is a consensus that tells […]
50 Signs You’re a Coffee Addict
by: Nico Lang You pregame coffee with coffee or other forms of caffeine. You were once seen shotgunning a Diet Coke outside of a café to prepare for drinking more […]
Moral Outrage, Our Newest National Pastime: Notes on the Colombian Prostitution Scandal
by: Artemis Loud In Colombia this month, some members of the secret service were caught getting not-so-secretly serviced by prostitutes in a country where paying for sex is legal. Needless […]
Breaking Up With My Blackberry
by: Zachary Stafford Dear BB, As I sit here in the airport waiting on my flight to Nashville, I listen to Lauryn Hill’s song “The Ex-Factor” and I reflect on […]
Women Are Corporations, Too: How Big Business Can Save Vaginas Everywhere
by: Mark Nott Miss Smith awoke one sunny spring morning and found herself in the spotlight. She wasn’t a celebrity and she had done nothing particularly noteworthy. No, Miss Smith […]
An Inconsiderate Bitch: How My Style Obviously Invites Harassment
by: Bobby Crowley I have had a revelation today. I was prancing around in my short dress with ripped hose, cleavage popping out like a broken jack in the box, […]
I Want Ira Glass to Be My Dad
by: Nico Lang Note: This piece was originally published on Thought Catalog, and I also performed it last night at The Word Is Out, a new Queer Live Lit/Spoken Word […]
The One That Got Crappy: Recasting the Beyonce-Tom Cruise Remake of “A Star Is Born”
by: Mar Curran It has come to my attention that the basis of the upcoming film A Star Is Born is that a young pop star played by Beyonce is […]
