Hey, Asshole: A Belated Christmas Letter to My Dad
by: Nico Lang Dear Dad, I wish that you loved me. I know you do – in those hidden places that all parents love their children, those places we draw […]
Category Archives: Letter
How to Avoid Boring Sex: Some Words of Advice for My Past and Future Sex Partners
by: Timothy Lalowski Note: This week, I wanted to write an introspective piece on intercourse, more specifically my sexual experiences. It’s vulgar and a bit raw. I am an open […]
Dear Mom and Dad: A Coming Out Letter
by: Johnathan Fields Mom. Dad. I have something I need to tell you. For a while I’ve struggled with how I would break the news to you. After all, there […]
Dear Santa: Deliver Me a Non-Capitalist Christmas
by: Danielle Wordelman Dear Santa, Do you keep back catalogues of all the letters written to you in a file in the North Pole? Do the elves inventory previous wishes […]
Happy Belated Birthday to Racism and Sexism: An Open Letter to Walt Disney
by: Kara Crawford Dear Walt Disney, Happy belated birthday. I hope your cryogenically frozen body [1] is enjoying its 110th birthday as it lies in waste, taking up space until […]
An Open Letter to the Guy Who Molested Me
by: Nico Lang Trigger warning: This post refers to very difficult subject matter and is not suitable for all audiences. Hi, there. You probably don’t even remember me. If you […]
Sex and the Generational Divide: Let’s Talk About Bareback
by: Gregory Charles Note: Gregory Charles is a pseudonym, as the author has requested to publish this piece anonymously. Recently, I have been reading a lot of news articles, blog […]
Sassy Gay Advice: Some Words for Kim Kardashian
by: Nico Lang Dear Kim Kardashian, I often wonder what I would say to if I met you in real life. Would I attempt to speak to you like a […]
Handle With Care: A Closed Letter for My Future Husband
by: Nico Lang Dear Future Husband, I hope you exist. However, if you do, I don’t know if I’m ready to meet you right now. I’m still young, dumb and […]
“So Are You Straight?”: A Letter to the Last Person I Made Out With
by: Amanda Stefanski Dear S, Let’s call you S — because I remember your name, but I’m not sure you remember mine. I won’t reveal your first name to the […]
