Beyonce Broke My Foot
by: Adam Guerino I fell during Beyonce’s song, “Countdown.” One of my best gal pals, Patrick Gill, and I were cutting a rug. We had finished an entire bottle of […]
by: Adam Guerino I fell during Beyonce’s song, “Countdown.” One of my best gal pals, Patrick Gill, and I were cutting a rug. We had finished an entire bottle of […]
by: Mark Nott 1. Emotions are not fun things. My best friend and I have lots of emotions. An ocean of emotions almost. And sometimes our mental constitutions sink like […]
by: Patrick Gill I do not know, in its entirety, the Gospel according to Gilmore, but I happen to be good friends with quite a few scholars of it (cough, […]
by: Carrie Kaufman One of my earliest and fondest childhood memories was watching my mom and dad do the Jitterbug. They were good. And I was in awe. I believed […]
by: Mariann Devlin In one of the few How I Met Your Mother episodes I’ve ever seen, Ted has a “Murtaugh List,” a list of all the things he’s too […]
by: Adam Guerino Previously on The Serial Dater: Our hero stumbled upon the person he lost his virginity to and, with high hopes for a possible rekindling of romance, went to […]
by: Patrick Gill My boots are stomping a bubblegum beat– Maroon, ill laced, somewhat well placed and paced while my whole body is keeping a scotch soaked time—no it’s not […]
by: IOW Staff This is the final installment of our Reasons to Live series, where our writers share the things that give them hope and peace every day. Violet Fenn: […]
by: Patrick Gill Note: This article was written in ignorance of Lady Gaga’s bisexuality. The writer did not mean to characterize her as simply a straight ally to the queer […]
by: Mason Strand Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the last few weeks, you’ve probably at least been in the vicinity of a conversation about the controversy that’s […]