Summer Beauty Tips for the Sweaty and Disheveled
by: Samantha Irby AND POOR AS FUCK. Last summer I wrote a brilliantly hilarious, yet totally useful and informative, beauty post meant to help you beautiful girls survive these slimy […]
Tag Archives: Samantha Irby
Men Are Simple Creatures, Darling.
by: Samantha Irby Before he died, my father never once sat me down to give me “man advice.” My dad was SERIOUSLY MANLY. A grizzled Korean war vet, this dude didn’t do soft […]
My Steamy Sex Fantasy
by: Samantha Irby “Hey Sam, what is your steamiest sexual fantasy?” A couple weeks ago I was eating a sandwich at the nail salon, and Eve posed this question to me from the […]
Cockblocking Fools!
by: Samantha Irby Issue ten. Damn, have you seen this bitch lately? No? Well, neither have I, and that’s mostly because she has a new boyfriend and no longer has time to […]
How to Fake an Orgasm
by: Samantha Irby issue nine. GODDAMN I’M BAD AT THIS WRITING SHIT. Five or six weeks without a magazine post? That is downright blasphemous. In my defense, though, I‘m totally fucking […]
I’m Ugly
by: Samantha Irby Note: This post was originally featured on the author’s blog, Bitches Gotta Eat, and was reposted with permission. You can find the original here. For as long […]
