Learning to Speak Darthraki:How to Cope With GOTOS
By: Emily Shine and Courtney Rust Do you find yourself spending hours staring at maps of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros and wondering how things might have turned out differently […]
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A Hook of Finest Silver: The Magnificent Life of @NotTildaSwinton
by: Kevin Sparrow There’s this thing I do where I write for the internet. And in order to share my writing, I rely on social media–technological word of mouth–to disseminate […]
The Tucker Max of Cable TV: Why I Hate Daniel Tosh
by: Jonah M. Lefholtz I’m the sort of person that touches cacti and electric fences on purpose; I have a masochistic side, but I usually can’t manage to sit through […]
Breaking Up With My Blackberry
by: Zachary Stafford Dear BB, As I sit here in the airport waiting on my flight to Nashville, I listen to Lauryn Hill’s song “The Ex-Factor” and I reflect on […]
Women Are Corporations, Too: How Big Business Can Save Vaginas Everywhere
by: Mark Nott Miss Smith awoke one sunny spring morning and found herself in the spotlight. She wasn’t a celebrity and she had done nothing particularly noteworthy. No, Miss Smith […]
A Letter to a Gay President
by: Zachary Stafford Dear Future Gay President of America, You know, I thought when President Obama was elected the country would implode – America, I thought, wasn’t ready for a […]
Celebrating Heterosexual Pride Day
by: Artemis Loud Good news, oppressed straight people of Brazil: Heterosexual Pride is back! Heterosexual Brazilian culture has given us so many gifts, like hip-swiveling Samba dance, white linen suits, […]
